"Shingles"?

The hotpress.com newsdesk is positively distraught following the revelation that Har Mar Superstar has been forced to cancel his UK tour supporting Hot Hot Heat – including the highly anticipated Whelan’s show this Saturday – due to a dose of shingles.

"What the fuck? Who gets shingles?" said the scantily clad Ron Jeremy lookalike, speaking on his website. "I'm hoping to also get scurvy, rickets, a peg leg, and a parrot, but only time will tell if I was meant to contract all pirate diseases."

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