Jackass live!

He’s out on bail on Obscenity and Battery charges for having stapled his scrotum to his inner thigh.

His contract stipulates that one sharp and pointy steak knife, one can of flammable hairspray, eight clear light bulbs (not frosted ones because they are poisonous), five pairs of medical latex gloves, a beer bong, a child’s tricycle and a litre of tequila (among others) are to be provided at the venue.

He actually went to Clown College.

Ladies and gentlemen, the very one and very only STEVE-O of almighty Jackass fame has been granted permission to leave the USA by the authorities in Louisiana in order to embark upon his virgin UK & Ireland tour. Yay!

The show will take place in Dublin’s Vicar St. on February 23, and promises to feature "special guest members of the cast of Jackass". In anticipation, the follow up to STEVE-O’s debut DVD ‘Don’t Try This At Home’, ‘Don’t Try This At Home 2’, will be out in the shops for your pleasure on February 14th. (That’s Valentine’s Day folks. Can you think of a better way to spend it?)

AND as if life couldn’t get any better, Jackass The Movie hits the big screen nationwide on February 28.

February. Best month ever.