The Sex O'Clock News

Sleeves and The City
Lux Soap promotional posters featuring Sex And The City’s Sarah Jessica Parker had to be removed from billboards in Israel after complaints by ultra-Orthodox Jews. Parker’s spaghetti strap dress was deemed to be too revealing – and complainants threatened to boycott Lux manufacturer, Unilever. Unlike Sex And The City’s makers, the soap folk were not keen on causing controversy and have since replaced the offending photo with a new picture of the actress in a long-sleeved outfit.

For the Man who has Everything
Serbian designer and tie maker, Neven Vrgoc, hopes to launch a new range of penis cravats this year. Vrgoc suggests that the ties should be worn to create a good impression on a first date, or should be bought as gifts by women who are mightily satisfied with their partners. “There will also be a special certificate of excellence that will go with the tie and on which the woman will be able to fill out details of the individual’s performance.” The designer hopes to have a full range of penis cravats in the shops for Christmas. Odd indeed, but I suppose it’d make a change from socks.

Stimulation for Ears and Eyes

Books
Anyone who is interested in the fascinating life of the male member should get hold of A Mind Of Its Own: A Cultural History of The Penis by David M. Friedman. Friedman explores historical, anatomical and cultural perceptions of the penis from ancient to modern times, taking in everyone and everything from the Egyptians to Da Vinci, psychoanalysis, feminism and Viagra. A Mind of Its Own is thoughtfully written, informative and probably the most comprehensive history of the nob available. Order online from Easons at www.buy4now.ie (Û20).

Web
I love Mexican artist Omar Fabian’s website, Pornocha. The site features a collection of pop art erotic pictures and aims to pay homage to porn, bad taste, women, pop culture and auto-exploration. In addition to his own work, the site has an online magazine, with drawings, 3D pictures and photographs. Flash is needed for this site. See www.pornocha.com.

Sexton’s Miscellany
Shagging for Better Health
We all know that sex makes you feel great, but it also has numerous health benefits. Here’s what the scientists say.
*Sex makes you beautiful. When women have sex they produce the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and the skin smooth.
*Gentle lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
*Sex once or twice a week boosts the immune system slightly.
*Sex provides a gentle but effective total body work-out and stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body,
*Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
*Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. Scientists conclude that it is up to10 times more effective than Valium.
*Kissing is good for your teeth and gums. Kissing encourages saliva and this lowers the level of acid in the mouth, which causes decay and plaque build-up.
*Sex relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
*Lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine and can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Oh, and that’s just the start of it!

THIS WEEK'S TOPS SEX TIP: Female Ejaculation
It may come as a surprise to you, but many females are able to ejaculate. The female ejaculation is a gush of fluid from the urethra during orgasm. Female cum is clear and odourless and is produced by a small organ called the “female prostate,” or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and the vagina. The ability to ejaculate generally means extra intense orgasms for the woman. Needless to say, many men find it a great turn-on.
Some women are able to ejaculate easily, but most require some serious G-spot stimulation. This causes the urethral sponge to swell with fluid, which is then expelled during orgasm.
It’s best to lay a towel on the bed before you begin, as the amount of fluid released varies and can sometimes be considerable. Get comfortable, as achieving ejaculation can take half an hour or more. Have some lube handy to get started or in case she starts to feel dry.?
First its necessary to get her aroused. Begin with foreplay of a kind that you know she likes (or wing it if this is your first time!) and then proceed to stimulating the clitoris. Once she’s wet enough, insert two fingers into her vagina. Remember the G-spot is an inch to two inches inside the vaginal entrance on the front wall. You will feel a round, roughened area. Stroke against this area, using firm pressure. It should enlarge and begin to feel slightly harder. Some people find it easier to stimulate the G-spot if the woman is on her hands and knees. You then insert your fingers from behind, pressing down on the G-spot instead of up.
As your partner gets close to coming, she will start to feel as though she needs to urinate. That’s the cum, about to explode. There can be a bit of anxiety here (but remember, girls, that it is nearly impossible for a woman to pee while having an orgasm). The muscular contractions close off the bladder and prevent the passage of urine.
In order to ejaculate, the woman has to relax and go with it, pushing down and out, using the same muscles she would if she was peeing.?As she comes and ejaculates, she should feel really strong orgasmic pleasure. It may be a little hard for her to relax if she is afraid she’s going to piss, so you may need to try this a couple of times before you’re successful. Like many things in life, practice makes perfect.