Innocent Eyes

If ever there was a case to be made for the slaying of ‘Neighbours’ casting directors, this would probably be Exhibit A. If there’s one thing worse about the Australian soap’s putrid storylines and wooden acting, it’s their depressingly homogenous, all-singing all-dancing alumni. Delta may have more Aria (Australian Grammy) nominations than she can shake a Castlemaine XXXX at, but alas, this macrobiotic and flaccid offering barely even touches the sides…