The Hucklebuck

Just in time for Paddy’s Day comes a crude attempt to strike a blow of vengeance for the Teutonic scourge that was ‘Hey Baby.’ I foresee it backfiring, as I doubt it’ll possess the same border-crossing virulence as DJ Otzi’s global abomination. In fact it will probably be confined to the cream of Irish nightclubs. Therefore I am leaving the country. Goodbye.