Someone Like You

What a pity it is that when boygirl groups split up, the constituent members are not donated to medical science like the organs of the deceased. Instead we are forced to watch them (in this case Faye ex Steps) succeeding in the quite difficult task of out-shitting their own earlier material. How much this single sucks, with its faux Italian intro and near-carcinogenic cheese quotient, is beyond discussion. The real question is, why is it not

illegal?