"Ah wanna holiday inna sunnah!” Like many viewers, this reporter got sucked into the glass teat hit I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! for one reason only: the prospect of seeing Johnny Rotten undergo the Bushtucker trial, steadfastly prising eggs from the muck while coated in molasses and birdseed and being pecked by ostriches. It was a scenario that eclipsed even Bono’s anecdote about the late Johnny Cash getting attacked by an emu.

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