- Culture
- 09 Mar 05
The latest Sex O'Clock News
Not in Front of the Children
A 16-year old American boy has been charged with shooting his father after witnessing his parents having sex. The boy woke up to the sounds of loud groaning and thought his mother was crying out in pain. Due to previous domestic abuse in the family, when the teenager entered his parent’s bedroom, he mistook his father’s actions for violence and shot him in the arm. Both parents claim that the sex had been consensual.
Leave Penguins Alone Say Gay Activists
Officials at Germany’s Bremerhaven Zoo are in hot water with gay rights activists when it announced plans to introduce four new female penguins to test the sexual orientation of six male penguins that appear to be homosexual. Gay groups are insisting that the penguins have a right to form gay couples. However, zoo officials stated that the shortage of females may be the cause of the penguins’ behaviour and that they will not forcibly separate couples.
Jackson “grossed me out” says former friend
Michael Jackson faces further accusations of inappropriate behaviour from former child star Corey Feldman. Feldman says Jackson showed him photographs of naked men and women nearly twenty years ago. The actor says that the photographs were not lewd, but came from a book on venereal diseases. Feldman was around 13-years old at the time.
Stimulation for Ears and Eyes
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Lovers of bondage should check out the House of Gord. Using advanced equipment, clothing and techniques, the site specialises in the more extreme types of bondage. Here you will find women bound and folded into boxes, cages, suspended from home-made torture devices and turned into items of furniture, a bondage practise called forniphilia. In addition, the site features erotic fiction, illustrations and some videos. See houseofgord.com
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Sexton’s Miscellany
Our Aquatic Friends
Most humans are fond of dolphins, and strangely enough, dolphins seem to like us to. There are many similarities between us. Here are some dolphin sex facts – there are some surprising similarities to humans.
*Humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure. Very few other species do. It’s believed that this is used to show affection and build relationships.
*Young male dolphins are a randy bunch. They masturbate frequently and will they will attempt sex with other creatures and even inanimate objects. They have been known to try it on with humans too.
*Male dolphins frequently attempt gay sex. Scientists think this could be for either social reasons or a form of mutual masturbation.
*Dolphin sex is affectionate and acrobatic. They will attempt a variety of positions and dolphins may mate repeatedly and spontaneously. In many cases, they will mate in groups of 3 or more.
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This ISSUE’s Top Sex Tip
The female neck is an extremely potent erogenous zone. All teenage boys know this, but men who have somewhat more exciting areas to concentrate on often overlook it.
Attention to the base of the neck, behind the ears, the earlobes and the throat are all sure-fire winners for me, but the whole area is sensitive, so take your time. A small percentage of lucky women can actually reach orgasm this way, so it’s well worth giving it your best effort.
Licking works brilliantly. Use the tip of your tongue. This makes slobbering unlikely. I think the best licking follows the line of the bones. Run your tongue from the start of the spine to the top of the neck and across the collarbone to the back of the ear.
Most girls will enjoy a little nibbling as well. The amount of pressure that’s best depends on the person you are with, so start gently and pay attention to her reactions. But, be warned. Very few of us appreciate hickeys, so don’t suck on any one area for too long.
Seduction involves the gentle art of persuasion, so skilful necking techniques are far more likely to get you invited to spend the night than enthusiastic groping.