• Culture
  • 17 Jan 02

Old Hayden's Almanac: September

Old Hayden's Almanac: September
Jackie Hayden
Jackie Hayden

Minister John O’Donoghue says the only way to solve the immigration problem is to turn Mountjoy Jail into a refugee holding centre… B*witched reform, only to find that nobody had noticed they’d broken up…

Eoghan Harris loses his temper… Liam Lawlor is in trouble again. The Supreme Court this time sentences him to two weeks holiday in Marbella if he’s not too busy doing anything else, like…

Ronan Keating is found sobbing at Dublin Airport after he discovers there’s no civic reception awaiting him on his return from his appearance on Kelly Live… Gerry Ryan takes a whole week off… Dara signs to Dara Records… BMG Records boss Freddie Middleton refuses to accept a knighthood from Britain’s Queen, claiming he never liked Elton John anyway…

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A remote area of County Leitrim is to be twinned with Kandahar in Afghanistan… An Evening Herald headline announces “Crackdown on Crime On The Way”… Hotpress predict a “Climbdown on Crack”.

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