Forgot those godawful cover versions of ‘Fairytale Of New York’ – a special place in the hot place is reserved for Shane and Kirsty’s defilers - if it’s festive cheer you’re after, look no further than this cockle-warming ditty from Lord Buckethead.
A thorn in the UK political establishment’s side, he stood in the last General Election against Theresa May, garnering a whopping 249 votes compared to Mrs. May’s 37,718 (we demand a recount!) It was twice the Monster Raving Loony Party’s showing, and stomped all over Christian Peoples Alliance candidate Edmonds Victor who got – fnarr fnarr! – a less than spectacular 69 for his troubles.