It didn’t take long for Fergs to join the likes of Pink, Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne in changing from an edgy, innovative femme to a generic credibility vacuum. Assuming her new role correctly, she’s now writing mid-tempo pop songs about heartbreak with cringeworthy lyrics like “I’m not going miss you/Like a child misses their blanket”. But what’s particularly unforgivable amongst all this tripe is that the second song on the single is the album version, which is all of six seconds longer. Six seconds. Honestly, pop stars these days…