In a perfect world: DAN HEGARTY, 2FM DJ

"It really annoys me that there aren’t enough tall people in the city. I have this theory that the world is being taken over by little people and it’s all starting in urban areas. Just look at the evidence – examples of evil small people are Dr. Evil from Austin Powers and The Emperor from Star Wars. Darth Vader doesn’t count because he actually wore stilettos, that’s why you never see his feet.

Examples of tall, and therefore good, people would be myself and Niall Quinn. I think the reason this is confined to urban areas is because people from the country are taller because they can eat more vegetables.”