WATCH: Johnny Depp in Black Mass trailer

Last month saw Johnny Depp being a less-than-perfect dog owner, risking the lives of his beloved Pistol and Boo by bringing them to Australia without filling in the necessary paperwork.
Now, we see that Depp is equally unconvincing in caring for little humans, as he doles out parenting advice in the new trailer for Black Mass.
To be fair to Depp, they're not his words but rather those of his character, the infamous James 'Whitey' Bulger, so the dubious parenting is probably not all that surprising. The Boston gangster-turned-FBI informant is the subject of the biopic, slated for worldwide release in September.