The Rolling Stones offer VIP package

Apart from being able to tell ALL your friends that you've a VIP ticket to the Rolling Stones, you'll also be able to benefit from a VIP car park (ooooh!), premium tickets (aaaah!), access to places in the grounds that the normal folk aren't allowed to enter (oooooh!) and VIP wallets and itinerary (aaaaah!).
If that takes your whim, you'd better hurry - tickets went on sale this lunchtime.