It's a dirty job - and it's only one of mine - but it needs doing. Like Simon Called Peter and Andrew of old, I am a fisher of men. I cast my nets wide into this virtual Sea O' Galilee and lay the catch at your feet.

Unlike those two boys, I don't have any super-powered mates to help carry the load, so I'm knackered. Hence the penthouse report being a bit late this week. I've been out working the streets for HP and can barely take a few scant minutes to compile this list before I go again.

No, it's ok. Don't feel bad. It is a calling, and I'm glad to give my "youth" up to it. I'll be a resident of the Snort Home For The Bewildered soon enough.

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