One Direction to take hiatus, report suggests

If there's one thing that gets the tweets flying - and the hyperbolic emotion up to 11 - then it's One Direction.
The band - a quartet since the recent departure of Zayn Malik - have lost none of their popularity due to their downsizing, so there's been quite the outpouring as a result of reports in the tabloid media that suggest the band will take an indefinite hiatus from March of next year.
No official announcement has been forthcoming thus far, but that certainly hasn't stopped some Directioners from reacting in the fashion that only 1Ders can.

I don't even remember my life before one direction if they break up I'll literally turn into a vegetable

— marie (@loveIyprince) August 23, 2015

ANYWAY one direction can't break up because they know I will quite literally kill myself

— alz (@sofarharry) August 23, 2015

honestly one direction is so important to me, the thought / rumor of them breaking up makes me so nervous.

— 1D Updates (@1Dneews) August 23, 2015

ONE DIRECTION ARE BREAKING UP?

— callum higgins (@itscallum) August 24, 2015

I'm literally going to slap the next person who messages me about one direction "breaking up"

— THANK YOU NOURRY (@candiedhes) August 24, 2015

ONE DIRECTION CANT BREAK UP I HAVENT MET THEM YET

— jackie (@strangecatlou) August 24, 2015