GoFundMe page looks to rescue Matt Damon from Mars

It’s common knowledge (as judged by the millions of rehashes this joke got on Twitter) that Matt Damon has cost the world millions in rescue missions; from Saving Private Ryan, Interstellar and The Martian, the dude is a consistent drain on (fictional) resources.
So it’s nice to see that fans of the actor/pretend astronaut have decided to help the government save a few bucks, by setting up a GoFundMe page to rescue Damon from Mars.
Damon currently stars in Ridley Scott Mars-set adventure The Martian, playing a middling astronaut abandoned on Mars. Apparently Damon’s performance was very convincing, as Kyle Douglas M has created a GoFundMe so concerned movie fans can donate to have the actor rescued from the desolate planet.
“One of the greatest actors in Hollywood is currently trapped on Mars after a failed exploration. We need Matt back on earth because he is due to be in another “Bourne” movie. Matt is also a loyal friend to another Hollywood great Ben Affleck who needs Matt Damon’s support as he goes through a divorce. Failing to bring Matt back could be devastating to our American life and will have a devastating impact on film if we don’t rescue Matt. #bringhomeMatt.”
So far, $10 of the required $99 million has been donated - if you want to help the cause, jump over to [link]gofundme.com/h55vhess[/link].