- 28 May 18
She's already beaten his backside with a roll-up copy of Vanity Fair - and now Stormy Daniels is beating Donald Trump in the media war.
Donald Trump is hung like a mouse. That’s from Stormy Daniels, who has been in a better position to assess this matter than any of the rest of us.
Trump, according to extremely reliable sources, paid Ms. Daniels to skelp his bum with a rolled-up copy of Vanity Fair, then paid her even more not to tell anybody why he had a cushion soaked in Calamine Lotion down the back of his trousers.
I am not sure whether she actually called him “Midget Dick”, but just to be on the safe side, I’m believing it.