Wow Oh Wow

Here’s a list of non-reality TV pop stars that Jedward are now better than. Justin Bieber. Nicole Scherzinger. Pitbull. LMFAO. Tinchy Stryder. Lupe Fiasco. Dappy. Bearing in mind that the twins from Lucan probably couldn’t open a jar of pickles before the heartless sluggards at The X-Factor plucked them from obscurity two years ago, this is a pretty impressive feat. Penned by JLS hunk Ortisé Williams (the one with the hat), ‘Wow Oh Wow’ is a hyperactive Britney-sized stomper that’s every bit as danceable as your average $80,000 Dr. Luke production. Top marks, lads, although I do maintain the title should be written ‘Wow O Wow’, in the interest of symmetry.