Where Have You Been

I think the real question here, Rihanna, is where have you been? Seriously. It’s been at least ten weeks since you released a single and in the meantime, we’ve all been listening to Jessie J and Cheryl Cole like idiots. We even started watching The Voice, and against our best efforts, found a contestant that we like, effectively putting an end to our hopes of leaving the house on a Saturday night for at least another month. Clearly, we’ve grown accustomed to your repetitive Barbadian twang, but actually, we reckon it’s been used to pretty good effect on ‘Where Have You Been’, pushed to its limit with an uncharacteristically melodic chorus and expectedly enough, layered over a mass of whopping techno beats. Welcome back.