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Much like a Fritz Lang film or a bottle of fine sherry, a Joe Jonas song is best enjoyed from start to finish, in total silence, without uttering a word. Not only does this gives you time to contemplate a solo Jonas boy’s place in the international soundscape, but it also allows you to wheeze in the utterly ludicrous number of genres the middle Jonas has smushed into four minutes. Enrique Iglesias, Tiësto and even Timbaland should all be getting royalties for this piece of rip-off pop, but if anyone’s to blame, I guess it’s Chris Brown, who penned the travesty. Must try harder. Scratch that. Must try not-so-hard.