Rock Monsters

Hot on the heels of The Darkness' blitzkrieging of The Brits – is it me or is Justin's lunchbox getting bigger? – comes this equally bulging 38-track compendium of cock rock heroes past. Overlooking the heinous fact that there's no Van Halen on it, the presence of such behemoths as Queen, Whitesnake, Judas Priest, Blue Öyster Cult, Skid Row, Dio, Rainbow and Boston makes this a handy primer for anyone who wasn't there to enjoy/snigger at the leather 'n' spandex brigade the first time round.