I'm of the opinion that Jessie J shouldn’t have come out on top of the BBC Sound of 2011 Poll, but I don't want to come off as a hyper-negative wench woman, so here's a couple of awards I think the London pop minx should have won: 'Best fringe', 'Best hoody in a music video'. 'Most likely to thrust her bling in our faces'. But it's not about the money, money, money. Oh no. It's about making the world dance, apparently. I just hope Jessie J's willing to settle for making the world sway half-heartedly from side to side.