Pray

Remember Take That's 1993 hit 'Pray'? You know the one - infectious chorus, skyscraping bridge, totally straight music video where all five floppy-haired boybanders shower together on an Acapulco beach? Call me old-fashioned, but I fear for 21st Century teenyboppers, who have to settle for motionless hair, sexless music videos and shmaltzy, blippy electro ballads with little-to-no popstar cheese. That said, this is probably the greatest song of all time (look, rap munchkin Dappy, I can handle. Tens of thousands of Justin Bieber fans charging at me like so many rabid Alsatians is another matter altogether).