Missing You

If they didn't have such soft-looking hair, it'd be pretty easy to hate The Saturdays (see appendix A: dull, hookless pop, cliched lyrics and - dare I turn my attentions to the world of physical performance – massively lame dance numbers). As usual, on their latest outing 'Missing You', the astonishing Vanessa White sounds positively wonderful; everyone else sounds like a vocodery mess. Approach with caution.