Lipstick

Good Lord, the Jedward haters are a staunch lot. During the Late Late Show Eurovision special, the esteemed has-beens of the panel had a veritable ball patronising the bejaysus out of the Brothers Grimes, ("Ah sure, lookit, they're a bit of fun, aren't they?") but failed to note one crucial point - 'Lipstick' is made for Eurovision. The hook sticks with you for weeks, the lyrics make absolutely no sense, and the guy who wrote it looks like Karl Lagerfeld attending a debs in 1993. Brilliant.