Laserlight

‘Laserlight’, the brand new collaboration from Jessie J and David Guetta sounds precisely how you’d expect a collaboration from Jessie J and David Guetta to… oh, alright, you got me, but honestly, if these reality talent show starlets and gawky superstar DJs are allowed to churn out the same songs over and over again, surely I should be permitted to do the same with my reviews? No? Fine. ‘Lazerlight’ is considerably worse than the average outing from either party, but, as always, Jessie’s pipes sound