Give Me All Your Luvin’

From the woman who brought you such groundbreaking lyrical paragons as ‘I do yoga and pilates/And the room is full of hotties’ and ‘I like New York/Other places make me feel like a dork’ comes ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’’, a song about, eh… nothing, really, except perhaps proving that “Madonna” does indeed rhyme with “you wanna” if you say it out loud enough times. Of course, you know what to expect from Madge at this stage: predictable pop that you can’t help but hum in the queue at the supermarket. At least this time Ms. Ciccone had the foresight to enlist two of the least dull stars of the day, Nicki Minaj and MIA, to make up for her drought of originality.