Graced with a glum song title Morrissey would have traded his right quiff for, 'All I Want For Christmas Is New Year's Day' is a suitably downtrodden anti-carol, perfect for those of you who plan on spending the festive season eating jelly raw from the packet on your kitchen floor, making snide comments at happy couples as they pass your window. Yep, Manc duo Hurts have got the po-faced Scrooge act down to a tee! Don't get me wrong, this isn't a good tune by anyone's standards, but it's totally befitting of the dodgy Christmas single lineage.