Oddie pull complex

Bill Oddie in Madonna molestation shocker! Yes kids, it’s true. A visit to http://www.rathergood.com/bill.swf finds the beardie ornithologist pulling Madge off. Well, her leg off.

Shocking – but for a different reason – is the gear that can be ordered online from http://www.defense-technology.com ..The neighbours annoying you with their late night car-door slamming? Why not lob a 10% PepperFoam canister over the fence at them? If that doesn’t work, the U.S. riot supply company offers a full range of shields, batons and stun guns which are guaranteed to make any social function go with a zap. Seriously scary.

Next to tickle the Caught In The Net fancy is http://www.b3ta.com/meatball, who’ve decided that Bronski Beat’s ‘Hit That Perfect Beat’ is lacking in balls. Meat balls to be specific. Bringing the peoples of the world together? Nope, the internet was invented as a tool to heap further scorn and humiliation on poor old Jimmy Somerville.

Seeing as we’re trawling the sewers today, http://www.b3ta.com/monkey is home to the Wanking Elvis Monkey.

While wanking is conspicuous by its absence, there are lots of MP3s and nifty downloads to be had at http://www.adriancrowley.com, which must rate as one of the best indepdent Irish artist websites ever constructed. Mr. Crowley sir, we salute you!