- Culture
- 24 Oct 01
Oddie pull complex
Madonna pulled, Jimmy Somerville balled and Adrian Crowley saluted as Stuart Clark scythes his way through this fortnight's Caught In The Net undergrowth
Bill Oddie in Madonna molestation shocker! Yes kids, it’s true. A visit to http://www.rathergood.com/bill.swf finds the beardie ornithologist pulling Madge off. Well, her leg off.
Shocking – but for a different reason – is the gear that can be ordered online from http://www.defense-technology.com ..The neighbours annoying you with their late night car-door slamming? Why not lob a 10% PepperFoam canister over the fence at them? If that doesn’t work, the U.S. riot supply company offers a full range of shields, batons and stun guns which are guaranteed to make any social function go with a zap. Seriously scary.
Next to tickle the Caught In The Net fancy is http://www.b3ta.com/meatball, who’ve decided that Bronski Beat’s ‘Hit That Perfect Beat’ is lacking in balls. Meat balls to be specific. Bringing the peoples of the world together? Nope, the internet was invented as a tool to heap further scorn and humiliation on poor old Jimmy Somerville.
Seeing as we’re trawling the sewers today, http://www.b3ta.com/monkey is home to the Wanking Elvis Monkey.
While wanking is conspicuous by its absence, there are lots of MP3s and nifty downloads to be had at http://www.adriancrowley.com, which must rate as one of the best indepdent Irish artist websites ever constructed. Mr. Crowley sir, we salute you!
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