In the Name of Fodder

“Caught In The Net always knew there was a haute cuisine element to Coolio’s music, and he’s gone and proved it by launching his own Cookin’ With Coolio internet TV show.

Sponsored by Swedish Fish – A Friend You Can Eat (no, we’re not making this up), the self-styled ghetto gourmet promises to “teach yo ass how to cook” with the aid of two extremely leggy lovelies.
“Ever had to make somethin’ quick and your girlfriend’s one of them salad eatin’ bitches?” The Chef Also Known As Artist Leon Ivey enquires as he assembles a Caprese Salad that’s guaranteed to “get their panties right off” or your money back.
Delia Smith or Antony Worrall Thompson it ain’t. The key to his culinary success appears to be the, ahem, “special ingredient” one of his labour-saving assistants keeps between her cleavage.
Joining Coolio on the My Damn Channel.Com “entertainment studio, network and new media platform” are David Wain’s Webby Award-winning Wainy Days comedy show, Dan Was’ Wasmopolitan new music programme and Harry Shearer, a.k.a. Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ned Flanders, Timothy Lovejoy and half-a-dozen other key Simpsons characters, who gets to do what the hell he damn wants on his own cyber space.
From there it’s but a mere mouse-click to starworksny.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/palinflow.jpg where anyone nonplussed by Sarah Palin (that’s just about everyone in the world who’s not a neo-Nazi redneck) can have her debating technique explained to them.
John Cleese also adds his tuppenceworth at www.videosift.com/video/John-Cleese-on-Sarah-Palin, and in doing so proves that he’s the natural replacement for Jeremy Paxman if he ever quits Newsnight.
Which just leaves time for quick visits to ie.youtube.com/watch?v=-ByT2pywunc (NBA star has his ass whupped by jean-wearing amateur); www.z99.com/blog/josh-watson/radio-dj-florida-quits-live-air (sacked radio DJ sticks it to the man!); and www.videosift.com/video/Take-on-Me-Literal-Video-Version (literal version of A-ha’s ‘Take On Me’).