The Sex O'Clock news

Accept no imitations
Although it’s not recommended, it's no secret that many young Irish men have experimented with Viagra. Since it’s doubtful that a doctor prescribed most of these pills, chances are good that they were obtained over the Internet. However, according to the Irish Medicines Board (IMB), many of these pills are fakes and some contain no Viagra at all. Experts at Dublin City University have warned that medicines bought over the web can be dangerous and it is strongly advised that you don’t do so. In 2005, the IMB seized over 2300 counterfeit Viagra pills and thousands of defective condoms. You have been warned.
Sex is better than death
A study by Chorus, the cable television provider, found that more than half of all Irish people find sex on reality TV to be acceptable. According to the article reported in the Sunday Independent most Irish people would object to seeing a medical operation or somebody dying on television, but less than half of us, and only a third of 16 – 29 year olds object to real life sex being relayed into our living rooms.
No sex please, we’re relaxing
It’s been a running joke for years that our neighbours, the Brits, are not that fond of sex, and if a survey by Real Holiday Reports is to believed, it may well be true. According to the survey, 45% of British holidaymakers reckon that the most enjoyable holiday activity is relaxing, while only 24% chose sex. A very disappointing result, indeed.
Web
Want something sexy for your iPod? Check out Tiny Nibbles. Tiny Nibbles is the official website of sex educator and writer, Violet Blue. Blue, author of the Ultimate Guide to Adult Videos (among other books), lists a variety of sexy and free podcasts featuring a range of different content to suit every taste and persuasion. The site also features erotic stories by a number of authors to cater for a variety of tastes, and information about Blue’s very informative books. See www.tinynibbles.com.
Film
The 23rd AVN Awards took place this January. The awards are for excellence in the adult film industry. The New Devil in Miss Jones was the big winner, picking up a host of gongs for Best Film, Best Actress (Film) for Savanna Samson, Best Supporting Actress (Film), for Jenna Jameson, Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Best Director (Film), Best Art Direction (Film), Best Cinematography, Best Editing (Film) and Best Screenplay (Film). The full list of winners can be seen at www.avnawards.com/2006winners.
Sexton’s Miscellany
A little bit of what you fancy

Sex can be enjoyed in many, many ways and I am all for a bit of experimentation, but some people have tastes that make me feel downright conservative. Then again, I’ve never been arrested so there are benefits. Here are some strange tales of unlikely love that attracted the attention of the authorities.

• A man in Florida was arrested in 2001 for videotaping underneath women’s skirts by using a small lens attached to his shoe.
• In 1993 an Englishman was sentenced to 18 months in prison for having sex with a pavement. Not sure exactly how that works, but if its what I think, it sounds painful!
• An Englishman received treatment in 1992 for being attracted to his Austin Metro.
• In 1992, a man in Denver applied for a licence to marry his horse.
• In the early 1980s, a man in LA was arrested for crawling under library tables to paint the women’s toenails.

This issue's top sex tip: Doing the splits

I love deep penetration positions and this is a great one.
The woman lies on her side with pillows under her hips to lift them slightly. Her bottom leg remains on the bed and the other is lifted into the air, or rested on her partner’s shoulder.
The man kneels and positions himself to enter her. By holding onto her, he can increase the intensity of his thrusting.
In general, deep penetration positions are best once both of you are fairly warmed up and should be saved for when you are both ready to cum
This position is good for a number of reasons. Because the man is entering his partner from a sideways angle, the penetration feels different. As the women’s legs are spread wide, the man has a great view of his partner’s vagina and of all the action.