The Sex O'Clock News

Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt
Is appreciation of your own body a freedom of speech issue? Well, it is in America. Two high school pupils, Carrie Rethlefsen and Emily Nixon, face expulsion from Winona High School for wearing buttons proclaiming “I [heart] My Vagina.”

After seeing the play, The Vagina Monologues, the girls decided to raise awareness of women’s issues. However school authorities decided the badges were inappropriate and offensive. Despite the threat of expulsion, Rethlefsen and Nixon refuse to back down.

Students at the school have largely supported the girls’ efforts, and more than 100 have ordered printed T-shirts with the same slogan for girls and “I Support Your Vagina” for boys.

Their case could become a test of whether high school students have the right to express their views on school property. Charles Samuelson, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Minnesota, has offered assistance the girls.

Rise of the Machines
Necessity is the mother of invention. A German inventor, Michael Harriman, claims to have created the world’s most sophisticated robot sex doll. Harriman, an aircraft mechanic, has designed the sexbots with a set of responses that mimic a human’s physical reactions to intercourse. These include an increased heart beat, heavy breathing and rising body temperature. Harriman reckons his robots are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing but plans on improving his invention. The doll retail for around £4,000 for the basic model. Scary stuff.

Please hold…
I guess it’s all a question of priorities, but 14 percent of the world’s mobile phone users report that they have stopped in the middle of a sex act to answer a call. The Germans and the Spanish are the worst offenders – a shocking 22 percent of users interrupted sex to answer their mobile phones – deary me, what were they thinking of? Or not, as the case may be! The lowest incidence was in Italy, where only 7 percent of respondents reported doing so. Err… has no one heard of voicemail?

STIMULATION FOR EYES AND EARS

Web
So guys don’t make passes at girls that wear glasses? Think again. The Joy of Spex is a site celebrating the sexiness of spectacles. This site is sexy in a feel-good way. The models are real people and the photo shoots and videos are of a high quality. It’s fairly tame; nude shots, masturbation, some cheeky spectacled girl-on-girl action and even some spunk on the specs. Get your bifocals steamed up at www.joyofspex.com.

Graphic Novels
For an erotic take on Jonathan Swift’s classic try Gullivera by Milo Manara. The book follows the adventures of the female heroine, Gullivera, through Lilliput, the land of the Giants, the land of the horny talking horses and more. Hardcore erotic action it is not, but the book is great for its parody and especially for Manara’s lovely drawings. Available from Amazon.co.uk for around £6.50.

SEXTON'S MISCELLANY

Female Sexual Fantasies
Ever wonder what your girlfriend is thinking when she gets that faraway look in her eyes? Lists of women’s favourite fantasies tend to vary depending on the demographics of the women questioned. Here are some that keep cropping up.

Stranger Danger
Basically a superior class of one-night stand – a mysterious, beautiful stranger, a convenient hotel and a night of unbridled passion.

All in it Together
Like going to the loos together, women are fond of doing things in groups. Orgies and sex with more than one man is a common female fantasy.

Who’s the Boss?
A man who obeys all your sexual whims, what could be better?

And who’s the Slave?
Sometimes it nice to have someone who tells you what to do. A masterful man or forced sex are very common female fantasies. Please note use of the word ‘fantasy’, guys.

THIS ISSUE'S TOP SEX TIP: Upside Down
Even the most bog standard sexual position can be great if you tweak it slightly. For an interesting alternative to the missionary, try it upside down.
Unlike the missionary this requires a little work to get right. The woman on the bottom needs to arch her pelvis to make entry easier. Use cushions for extra comfort. She will probably need to guide her partner’s penis into her. It can be tricky to get right, so expect some initial fumbling. However, because the angle is so different it’s exciting and worth the extra hassle.
This is also a great position to explore the erotic possibilities of each others feet. Lots of people enjoy having their tootsies nibbled and sucked or their insoles massaged. Clean feet a necessity of course!