The Sex O'Clock News

Second Class Sperm

In a blow to gay rights activists, the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is recommending a ban on receiving sperm donations from gay men who have had sex within the previous five years. The FDA has insisted that gay men pose a higher than average risk of carrying HIV/AIDS. Critics of the move have suggested a screening process that focuses on high-risk behaviour by all donors, irrespective of sexual orientation. Despite its intended purpose, the new rule would potentially make it easier for infected sperm to reach patients. In theory it would be possible for fertility clinics to accept sperm from a straight man with a history of unprotected sex, but not from a gay man who is in a monogamous, safe sex relationship. Whether or not the FDA’s proposal becomes law, it is widely expected that doctors and clinics will comply with the recommendations.

Pam Seeks Sperm! Please Form an Orderly Queue

Speaking of sperm donations, poor Pamela Anderson is considering artificial insemination. The actress already has two children from her marriage to Tommy Lee but having broken up with her fiancé, Kid Rock, she’s worried her options are becoming limited. Poor Pam, currently 37, is determined to have another baby before turning 40 but is having difficulty finding a man up to the job. Ironic, considering many a wasted sperm must have been spent pondering Pam's artificial attractions.

STIMULATION FOR EARS & EYES
Movies

Girls unmoved by porn may like to check out the erotic offerings of Anna Span, the UK’s first female porn director. Span started shooting porn films after graduating from Central St Martin’s School of Art. It was there that she wrote her dissertation ‘Towards A New Pornography’ in which she looked at what a female perspective on porn would look like. Span’s aim is show women enjoying great sex in realistic scenarios. More importantly, the male leads are decent looking, which makes a nice change.
Span makes both hard- and softcore movies. See here for a full list of what’s available. Additionally, Anne Summers stocks three softcore Span titles. These are priced at £20 from here

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Seducing Women 101

Some guys just get it horribly wrong with women. If you’d like an insight into how women really think and the best ways to approach them log on to Seducing Women 101. This site is written by a woman and has essays, discussion forums and reviews of other sites. The aim is to be a reality check that just may help hapless males to have real interaction with members of the opposite sex. Many of the male myths about women are debunked and I particularly enjoyed her blasting of the ridiculous three-day wait before calling rule. Funny, insightful and definitely useful. See here

TOP 10 SEX FANTASIES FOR MEN

In the last issue we had a look at some of women’s most common fantasies. This week it’s the blokes. Thankfully, none of them are set in your local GAA locker room.

Twice as Nice

Threesomes are a very common male fantasy. It’s a case of the more, the merrier. Two horny girls getting up to lesbian shenanigans and one super-stud able to satisfy them both.

Peeping Tom

Most blokes would be glad to sneak a peek at a couple having sex, provided they didn’t get caught. Voyeurism is a popular fantasy because sex is generally private.

Private Pleasures Unmasked

Watching a woman masturbate is up there on most men’s wish lists. This may be reassurance that women enjoy sex as much as men or a desire to see what we get up alone.

Lord and Master

Women frequently fantasise about a man who can overwhelm them with their sexual mastery and guys often fantasise about being that irresistible. In their sexual ravaging fantasies most guys would like to overcome an initially reluctant woman by their amazing technique and skill.
The flip side to this fantasy is that most blokes also fantasise about being ravaged. Since men frequently make the first move, a sexually domineering female who uses them for her pleasure is a common desire.

THIS ISSUE'S TOP SEX TIP: Loving The Labia

In this day and age, most men know that the clitoris is a woman’s most important pleasure organ. However it’s important not to focus on this exclusively. Both the inner and outer lips of the vagina, the labia, are sensitive and respond well to stimulation.
Run the tip of your finger upwards along her labia. Repeat the motion softly, using an upward stroke towards the clitoris. Some women may prefer firmer pressure, so experiment. You can also try massaging and squeezing the outer lips. Gently take hold of the labia between your finger and thumb and run up and down its length. Use both hands and play with the labia and clitoris at the same time.
No matter what part of the vagina you are stimulating, it’s always going to feel better to a woman if she is wet. So don’t dive in without getting her warmed up first or use a good lube if she is inclined towards vaginal dryness.