The Sex O' Clock News

Canadian Gay Marriage to be Challenged
Canada’s Liberal government faces rebellion from its MPs if it presses ahead with the proposal to make same-sex marriages legal. The government faces an upcoming vote of no confidence and Liberal MP Jim Karygiannis told reporters he is aware of MPs who are considering voting against the party. Karygiannis stated that MPs were prepared to topple the government in order to put a stop to the bill.

New Name, Same Pope
Anyone who foolishly thought that the passing of John Paul II would bring modernity to Catholic Church will be disappointed. The newly-elected pope, Benedict XVI last week condemned gay unions as anarchic “pseudo-matrimony” and reaffirmed the Catholic Church’s opposition to abortion. Hardly surprising considering that Benedict, the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, spearheaded a campaign by the Vatican against same-sex unions in 2003, issuing guidelines for Catholic politicians to oppose laws granting legal rights to gay couples.

Its All Fun and Games until Somebody Calls the Cops
Its all very well taking your sex games out into the open, but beware of nosey neighbours. German police freed a man from a car boot only to learn the would-be victim was actually a willing sex slave. A concerned onlooker had seen a woman lock somebody in her boot and rang the emergency response team. On opening the boot, police were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar. Eh, embarrassing for everyone concerned I guess.

STIMULATION FOR EYES AND EARS

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The Female Orgasm

The female orgasm is a mysterious and wonderful thing. Here are some interesting, amusing and downright amazing facts about the big O.

· During the Middle Ages women were discouraged from having orgasms because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.
· The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors published in the 1890s stated that women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar. (So off you go…)
· According to the Hite Report, candles are the most popular artificial device used by women when masturbating.
· An orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.
· A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller because of the release of endorphins, so a headache is actually the perfect excuse to have sex, not avoid it.
· The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg. 
· Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman; 16 for a man.
· Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
· According to the stats, most women who use vibrators do not insert them. As many as 8 in 10 only use their vibrators on the outside of the clitoris to achieve orgasm.
· According to legend Cleopatra liked to have at least 2 orgasms a day and manufactured her diaphragm out of cow dung.

THIS ISSUE'S TOP SEX TIP: For Women Only!

Masturbation is a great way of finding out how your body responds to specific kinds of sexual stimulation. Most women have a favourite method or toy to help them reach orgasmic nirvana, but it’s worth experimenting with different techniques. Here are some DIY tips.

Rubbed Up the Right Way: Rubbing your thighs together puts indirect pressure on your clitoris. Try lying down on your side or back, press your legs together and move one leg to stimulate yourself. Alternatively use a pillow or the corner of a duvet between your legs, rubbing them together to stimulate the clitoris.

Intimate Massage: Massage the palm of one of your hands against the whole clitoral area while using your other hand to slide in and out of your vagina.

Double Whammy: Massage the rim of your anus with lube while using your other hand on your clitoris. Once you’ve done this a few times, your muscles should begin to relax so try slipping a lubricated finger in and out. Don’t use the same fingers on your anus and vagina as this can lead to infection.

Bathtime Treats: Use the shower head to aim a stream of water at your vagina and clitoris. Start with a gentle stream and build up the pressure.

Housewife’s Favourite: Tilt your pelvis against the washing machine during the spin-cycle. Alternatively try sitting on top of the machine while rubbing your clit.