The Sex O' Clock News

Colin Farrell – More than Just a Big Mouth
Female fans of the boy-wonder from Dublin will be pleased to hear that Colin Farrell is the proud owner of a whopper willie. Sadly though, this is the reason Colin’s nude scenes from his new movie A Home at the End of the World had to be axed. According to Hollywood sources Colin’s mammoth member “was such a sight, it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot.”

Sex Merit Badge for Norwegian Teens
The Swedish-Norwegian sex education group RFSU has sponsored a merit badge for sex savvy Norwegian teens. To qualify for the badge, teens have to answer correctly at least 10 out of 13 questions relating to sexual health.

Position, Position, Position
Kirstie Allsop, presenter of Channel 4’s Location, Location, Location has admitted that she posed for nude photos before becoming famous. Asked if she would be keen to pose again, the pragmatic Kirstie said she would “for a lot of cash.” Considering the price of property at the moment, I can’t say I blame her.

Stimulation for Ears and Eyes

Web
Chat rooms are a great place to meet people for casual encounters, but often cybersex can be a hit and miss affair. A great site that will help you fulfil your on-line passions is Play With Fantasy. The site allows you to meet with like-minded others whether you are looking for romantic sex, true love, bondage, golden showers or fisting. Obviously the site is dedicated to fantasy, so webcams are allowed but swapping of email addresses or personal contact details is prohibited, making the site safe and anonymous. See www.playwithfantasy.com.
Books

Want help making your way through the myriad array of relationships available in the modern world? The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton provides a road map to exploring modern sexual mores, covering everything from committed polyamory to casual sex. The book provides helpful information on how to get what you want, manage jealousy and make arrangements that work for all parties concerned. The Ethical Slut is available from Amazon and from Eason (subjected to availability) at www.buy4now.ie for approximately €18.

Sexton’s Miscellany

Tips for the Travelling Pervert
None of us like to have our suitcases examined by the nosey folk at the airport. Of course it’s a whole lot more embarrassing if the filth in your bag is more than just used underwear. Here are some tips to get you through with a minimum of fuss!

* Make sure everything is turned off, deflated, dried and sanitised before packing.

* Don’t pack vibrators together in a bunch. They may look like dynamite on the x-ray.

* Most porn mags will slip easily into detached covers of Cosmo or GQ.

* Masks and handcuffs are likely to put security guards on high alert. Leave them at home.

* Oils and lubes should be stored in unbreakable plastic containers.

* Sex in the air may be wildly exciting, but don’t arouse the cabin crew’s suspicions by having marathon sessions in the bog. Other people need to pee, so be considerate and keep it short and sweet.

Happy holidays!

Top Sex Tip: Using a strap-on dildo
Strap-on dildos are great for both guys and women who would like to experience being the penetrator. There may not be any physical sensation, but many women find the role reversal very erotic. Guys wearing a strap-on above the penis are able to penetrate both the vagina and anus at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
To get the most enjoyment from your strap-on you need a suitable and comfortable harness. These fit around the hips and hold the dildo in place. Look for ones with adjustable straps so you can get a snug fit. Single strap harnesses are suitable for women. The straps rest on the hips and form a G-string at the back. You can find some really sexy and beautiful ones if you are prepared to trawl the internet. Hip and thigh harnesses are designed for men as the section that holds the dildo in place is shorter to accommodate the balls.
Dildos can be a little hard to control at first. Practise, positioning and co-ordination help. If you get into a stroking rhythm, try to avoid coming out completely and interrupting the flow. It’s best to avoid the old in-and-out. Try inserting the dildo all the way and rocking your pelvises together. Remember to use a water-based lubricant as silicon, oil and petroleum-based lube may erode sex toys and latex condoms.