- 05 Sep 18
Hello, incoming undergraduate student.
It’s me, old, bitter, and world-weary third year student. Maybe you have seen me previously on school trips to university open days; you will recognise me from the lack of light in my eyes, the haggard hunch of my physique and the constant shaking of my hands as a result of a caffeine overdose.
Take a good look, young padawan, because what you are looking at is your future. The lifeless expression, the pale and clammy face, the tired, sluggish movements – you are staring into the face of what you will one day become.