According to his autobiography, An Unseemly Man, the very first time that Larry Claxton Flynt ever had sexual intercourse, he perpetrated premeditated rape. Once the dirty deed was done, he murdered his victim and disposed of the body.

Although the founder and publisher of Hustler magazine has served a certain amount of jail time over the course of his wild and eventful life (mostly for contempt of court), he’s never been charged for that particular crime.

Naturally, it’s the first thing I mention when I’m introduced to the notorious 65-year-old pornographer.