1. Wet wipes. All hail the wet wipe!

2. Don’t camp near the toilets. Also judge where to pitch your tent by how much sleep you want. The nearer you are to the arena the less you have to live for basically.

3. To avoid the pain of carrying in all the camping gear use Pamper the Camper to order your camping gear and pick it up at the festival.

4. If you’re bringing a load of stuff put it all on wheels!! A suitcase, your granny’s shopping bag...wheelbarrow! Anything you can pull or push on wheels. Otherwise you’ll have broken back by the time you get to the tent field.

5. Hand Sanitizer (there will be no water or soap….anywhere).

6. Bring a torch. Going to the bathroom in the pitch black is how the first person dies in every horror movie, learn people...

7. Dry shampoo (by day 3 you’ll be fighting people off for it).

8. Bring battery powered fairy lights for inside the tent at night, you’ll need it to find the Doritos bag at 3am!

9. Portable charger. Put it in your bag and next time you won’t end up at the OTHER toilets by the pink tent with no battery to text your mates.

10. Bin bags! You’ll appreciate those plastic bags when you’re either bringing your muddy gear into the tent or when heading home!