“What kind of twisted genius is this?” we cried when a motorbike courier, who got a slobbery kiss for his troubles, delivered samples of the King Kong Kompany and YellowBelly Beer’s Buckfast infused – and, indeed, enthused – Commotion Lotion to HP Central.

Unlike the monk-made tonic wine that is not always drunk responsibly, this is a highly sessionable 4.4% with the mix of Bucky, strawberry, raspberry and pineapple reminding us of a particularly refreshing jug of Sangria we had recently in Catalunya.

You’ll find the eye-catching 330ml cans in offies nationwide.