School of Bawd Knocks

The animated Saved By The Bell vibe goes out the window when the jocks start Instagram-ing pictures of their penises to the cheerleaders; the class dork finds his parents indulging in hammer ‘n’ tong S&M sex and the prom band indulge in the sort of deviant behaviour not seen since Mötley Crüe.
Meet the gang at foxadhd.com, which is also home to Axe Cop, a granite-jawed law enforcement officer who enjoys a narcissistic relationship with his soup-strainer moustache.
Moving to the big screen and the first trailer has been released for Enough Said, the romantic comedy starring James Gandolfini, which is the penultimate film he wrapped up before his death in June from a heart attack.
The man who will forever be Tony Soprano in our hearts plays a recent divorcee who’s not looking for love but finds it in the shape of Julia Louis Dreyfus’ single parent masseuse. There’s also room in the cast for Toni Collette, Catherine Keener, Ben Falcone, Michaela Watkins, Toby Huss and Bono and Ali’s daughter Eve Hewson who’s quite the Hollywood starlet at the mo. Check the preview out on YouTube.
Caught In The Net thoroughly approves of what Hot Press Hot For 2013 pick Angel Haze has done to Kanye’s Yeezus standout at soundcloud.com/angelhazeym/new-slaves-angel-haze
The NYC spitter also joins Grimes, Karen Elson, Xiao Wen Ju, Gabourey Sidibe, Scarlett Johansson, Soo Joo and Liya Kebede for the Karl Lagerfeld shot Singular Beauties spread that graces the September edition of Harper’s Bazaar.
Check the full gallery out at harpersbazaar.com
Which just leaves time for quick visits to youtube.com/watch?v=pniH2-r6dZU (the last shred of Status Quo’s dignity disappears as they advertise Australian mince); youtube.com/watch?v=8XtVm8z28e4 (makes us tearfully proud to be Irish); copselfies.tumblr.com/archive (Homicide: Life On The Tweet) and bassdogs.tumblr.com (canine-playing plank-spankers).