- 26 Apr 18
His wife Kim Kardashian once broke the internet by balancing a champagne glass on her gigantic rear end (very inspiring), and it looks liker her husband Kanye is set to do the same thing, but this time with the help of Donald Trump and his team of feral cats
Poor old Kim Kardashian is finally being out-shone by her husband Kanye West, but for all the wrong reasons. On Wednesday the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star took to Twitter following a busy day of Kanye putting out dozens of tweets expressing his rash views on business, celebrities but most shockingly, politics.
Where do we begin really? Firstly, there was a tweet about how much he loved Mrs Browns Boys (we support this), then came a confession about how he likes brown sauce on his hotdogs and that we all need to 'get over it,' (my personal favourite). Then came a few opinions about celebrities and what he thinks the universe needs to focus on and then he dropped the big one; a signed Make America Great Again, followed by a flurry of admiration for the President of the United States. He also threw in a dig at Barack Obama saying how nothing changed in the City of Chicago during his presidency.
Another piece of gold was when he tweeted "If I go into a men's toilet and there's three empty urinals, I'll always take the middle one. If y'all can't piss beside me, y'all don't deserve me."
Kim came to the defence of her husband after Twitter went wild calling the famous rapper mentally ill; 'He's a free thinker, is that not allowed in America?" She continued with; "Because some of his ideas differ from yours you have to throw in the mental health card? That's just not fair. He's actually out of a sunken place and he's being himself which is very expressive."
Kanye then even threw his own wife under the bus by tweeting a bunch of photos taken (presumably) from his mansion saying 'does this look like a sunken place' followed with crying laughing emojis.
Can you imagine what it's like living in that house?
"Hey honey, would you like a cup of coffee?"
Kanye: "Y'all need to understand Kim, that I am only influenced by myself and I am an artist and y'all don't deserve to piss beside me let alone make me coffee."
Since all of this kicked off, Jaden Smith, Rihanna, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, The Weekend and Kendrick Lamar have all unfollowed him.
I don't know about you, but if this bat becomes the next president of the United States of America, I'm retiring early and parking a caravan outside the Whitehouse stocked with 7 years supply of popcorn and beer.