- 06 May 19
Send Lawyers, Guns, And Money
Bank Holiday? Unlikely while I still owe Bobby The Greek for that "investment opportunity" back in the "glory days" of the Celtic Tiger. "You'd best buy it off the plans," was his sage advice. "You don't want to miss out, like an eejit." The vigorish on its own is crippling.
Accordingly, I must toil while you rest. Unless, that is, you would like to buy a share in a "szuper" market located in a country that has changed its name twice in the interim? The Greek cares little for the vagaries of international politics, and I'm running out of fingers.
Thus I'm chained to this glorified typewriter/abacus, or abroad in the fields shackled to the last extant Sam Snort Laboratories Radar-2000 "Wireless" System (see photo), mining for "content" while others lay now a-bed.
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