World Sex Championship Organisers Face Prosecution
The promoters of Warsaw’s Eroticon Sex Fair may face prosecution for prostitution if they go ahead with a 3-woman competition to see who can have sex with the most men. The women, from Brazil, America and Poland, are aiming to service 1,000 or more men. The organisers remain defiant despite facing a hefty penalty of up to 10 years in jail if successfully prosecuted. We’ll keep you posted!

Crap Lovers on Channel 4
Well-known British-Australian sexpert, Tracey Cox, is to host a new show on Channel 4. Sex Inspectors, is basically a sex makeover show, where married or co-habiting couples consult Cox for tips to rev up their less than exciting sex lives. Viewers can then witness the couples put her advice into action. Featuring real live sex, as well as features on specialist sexual interests, the show is bound to ruffle some feathers and generate yards of newspaper columns. Could be cringe-worthy or compulsive viewing – but the jury’s still out.

Wankers Beware!
One would have thought that a little self-appreciation at home was a harmless way to spend an evening. Not necessarily. Daryl Clarke of British Columbia, Canada was convicted of public indecency after being seen masturbating in his own front room. Clarke had the lights on and the curtains open when his actions caught the attention of neighbours. Undoubtedly, this was indiscreet – but surely wanking is an everyday behaviour? What strikes me as odd is that the neighbours spent 15 minutes watching him from behind a blind in a darkened bedroom using binoculars, telescope and video camera. Clarke is appealing the conviction in the Canadian Supreme Court.

Stimulation for Ears and Eyes

Web
If you enjoy fornication and foie gras, then Mind Caviar is the website for you. Mind Caviar is dedicated to the pleasures of the body and mind – namely food, sex, literature and art. The site features erotic art and stories, beautiful vintage porn photographs, sex tips and recipes. Order gourmet delicacies while reading and some really interesting alternative uses for household items. See www.mindcaviar.com

Movies
Discerning viewers of smut should explore the website of the Erotica Readers & Writers Association. Although the site is nominally for erotic literature, it has a great porn movie guide. Movies are divided into categories and feature fairly extensive reviews to help you make your selection. Categories include noteworthy filming, porn with a plot, dirty smut, classics, fetish, and gay and lesbian titles. See www.erotica-readers.com

Sexton’s Miscellany
The human mind is a creative one. If you need proof, check out World Wide Wank for some of the funniest, not to mention strangest names for masturbation. Here’s a selection:

For Women:
Buttering my bagel
Cleaning my fur coat
Defrosting the freezer
Fluffing the kitty
Hitchhiking South
Menage a moi
Riding the unicycle
Slapping Susie
The ole feel ‘n’ squeal

For Men:
Badgering the witness
Decongesting the weasel
Fishing for zipper trout
Freeing Willy
One-handed workout
Performing diagnostics on your Man Tool
Shooting the pump action porridge gun
Tenderising the tube steak
Test-firing the meat missile

You can call it whatever you want, just remember to keep the curtain closed. See www.worldwidewank.com.

This Issue's Top Sex Tip: Clitoris Master Class

The clitoris is a truly wonderful thing. It is the only part of the human body designed exclusively for pleasure. Good clitoral skills are essential in bring a woman to orgasm. Master these, and your sex god status is assured, boys. And girls…
The first thing to remember is that the clitoris is very sensitive. This means that if you zone in too enthusiastically at first you may cause pain instead of pleasure. Start slowly and gently. Try using the tips of fingers very lightly. Alternatively, you can breathe lightly on the clit, with your lips or tip of your tongue just touching the vagina. This feels great.
Once your partner gets going, increase the pressure. Varied stokes are good, but don’t keep chopping and changing. One mistake many men make is trying to be too creative. This is all very well but you need to get into a rhythm. By all means, mix it up a bit, but get back into a rhythm again. Not for hours, mind you – but if what you are doing is working, then stick with it for a while before moving on.
Faster and harder stokes don’t work for every girl, so pay attention to her reactions. Generally, though, if she’s really wet, firmer pressure works well.
Here are some tricks you can try:
While using you hand on her clitoris, suck her nipples as well. Two pleasure zones are better than one.
Push back the vaginal lips and rub the sides of the clitoris gently between two fingers while licking the front of it.
Place your other hand on her mound and exert gentle pressure.
Lick the entrance to her vagina and anus while playing with the clitoris.
Insert your finger(s) into her vagina while licking the clit. Angle your hand up towards the clitoris so that it rubs against the shaft of your finger. This is easier to do if your head is bent down towards her vagina instead of between her legs.
Slide a finger into her anus while stimulating the clitoris. This will feel great as long as you don’t have rough nails. Just remember to make sure that she’s well lubricated.