EMMA BUNTON

A Girl Like Me [Virgin]

The Milky Bar kid is strong and tough, and only the best is good enough, and Emma Bunton is his bird. And this is her album. Are you still reading? I dunno what I’m supposed to do with this. Emma Bunton, while probably a very nice girl (who’s undoubted success in the world of sugar and spice hasn’t, by all accounts, turned her into a harridan of Mariah-esque proportions), is to music what Henry Rollins is to the craft of embroidery.