Marilyn to wed in Kilkenny?

Says local newspaper the Kilkenny People: “The event will be set in a private estate outside the city. All those working on the project have been sworn to secrecy. A number of local suppliers have secured lucrative service contracts. All have had to sign confidentiality agreements not to speak to the press before or after the event. No expense will be spared with most guests expected to arrive by helicopter. The mansion where the reception will be held is not being revealed for security reasons.”
The People goes on to suggest that the guest-list will include Madonna and Guy Ritchie, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Keanu Reeves, Nicolas Cage and Mandy Moore.
In the meantime, Manson is set to star alongside Nick Nolte in a new supernatural vampire movie, King Shot.
“I’ll be playing a 400-year-old prophet that lives in a hole in the ground and eats skinned ostriches and rapes women,” he enthuses, “And has thorns for teeth that come out of his lips. I'm not exaggerating."