Well, wonder no longer as Father John Misty has penned the lyrics quite fittingly.
The indie rockstar and House of Cards superfan put his pen to good use over the weekend to grant us meaning to that overdrawn opening. The former Fleet Foxes drummer is on a serious roll between these lyrics and being accredited to Beyoncé's 'Hold Up'. Whether these could ever become 'official' lyrics to the Netflix hit series theme song is debatable but it's fun trying to sing along. Do not read any further if you aren't up-to-date with President Underwood's antics because FJM takes serious inspiration from the plot (i.e. spoilers are below).

This hand I've been dealt
From beneath the deck
Is it the ace or jack
It's the dealers bet

— FARMER JAH MISERY (@fatherjohnmisty) May 11, 2016

Under the wood
Lies a sinking sand
A whiskey injection
The blogs are closing in

— FARMER JAH MISERY (@fatherjohnmisty) May 11, 2016

Let's make love to my bodyguard
Inside the House of Cards
- official lyrics to House Of Cards theme by Josh Tillman

— FARMER JAH MISERY (@fatherjohnmisty) May 11, 2016

Now, everyone altogether stand up and sing along to House of Cards;