This is the story of boy meets girl, but as you may have guessed from the title, this is not a love story. Sure, boy likes girl, but then, boy is a pragmatist and realises that while girl is special in a coconut bra kind of way, things just aren’t going to work out. So, why should boy deny himself the fun of a hasty marriage on a Mediterranean beach? For no good reason I can think of, especially when he’ll get a slab of sassy pop funk out of the whole ordeal...