The potential of a world with a tweeting Morrissey all came crashing down Friday, as the former Smiths frontman released a statement to the Morrissey zine True to You decrying the account as '"bogus"

The Full statement reads:

16 May 2014

I would like to stress that I do not have either a Twitter or a Facebook account. I gather that a Twitter account has been opened in my name - as 'It's Morrissey' - but it is NOT Morrissey. I do not know who has opened this recent Twitter account, but please be aware that it is bogus. That's, of course, if you should remotely care.

Untwitterably yours,
MORRISSEY
Salt Lake City
15 May 2014.

With that, society is left to rue what could have been.