Oh, Christina. Just give it a rest. Screaming “Dirrrrrrty” at the top of your lungs and huskily panting in an orgasmic manner will not increase your sex appeal. Just ask Stephen Robinson.

That said, it never did Britney any harm – although sadly her half arsed cover of Joan Jett’s classic has less balls than Carlo Broshi Farinelli and is about as enthralling as Bob The Builder covering Motorhead. The song sounds about four sizes too big for her meager little voice, and as for the hypocrisy in the title…